Saint Valentine's Day Massacre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre
Now we await the gladsome yule-beast, to come in on the tide, eat our landlord and shit out presents.
Terrifying, yet so wholesome.
This Prime Day I bow my head in remembrance of the great Optimus, who died for our free 2-day shipping.
This Krullmas we honor Rell’s sacrifice 🖤