When I was a little kid, the only thing I ever wanted for my birthday was a tricycle. I never got one. This yr, on my 64th bday, my dream finally came true. Mr. Boots got me an electric trike.
I AM OVER THE FCKING MOON. 🥰
He’s making me get—and wear—a helmet, tho. 😒 #ZiggyTheTrike #TheCircleOfLife
🙄 Pussy brought home a (freshly killed) birb. She made sure I saw what a mighty huntress she is. Harley was intensely interested, and followed her to the Mäusehof, where they now may or may not be dismembering said birb.
Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor
#AntiCoronaHumor
#YearsOfTheVariants
#TheCircleOfLife
#AndStillNoTurnSignal
@P0llyticks danach ins Sommerloch, gefolgt von Herbstdepression 🙃
Dear Nose,
Please stop creating new giant ass whiteheads as the old ones die. I don't want my zits performing #TheCircleOfLife all week. Again.
Sincerely,
Everyone who's ever had painful nose pimples
GFIdk
Boots Chantilly
Blippy the Wonder Slug 🇩🇪
Kristofferabild
Eric Shivak
Make:
Paul
Johnny B. 𓅇
RamenCatholic 🐢🌈
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴