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"Nobody knows where the wind comes from."
(Quote taken from the closing speech at the annual chili eating contest)

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The Empire State building is the only building In New York City that is high enough to become an Emperor.

Signed,
Palpatine.

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Eating an entire ghost pepper can set free a ghost in the person's stomach.

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Weird Al Yankovic is not a parody artist. He's just a songwriter who gets covered a lot.
Weird that most of them make changes to his lyrics, though...

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If you write an address on a snake and put it in your mailbox, the mailman is legally obligated to bite it.

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The colors of a reindeer always appear in a random order.

Sometimes you see a completely white one and then suddenly - whoosh: it's a zebra reindeer.

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Libraries employ book hunters to bring new copies of books that have been removed because they were banned.

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Despite Gorefield being known for brutally executing Jon in graphic details, his so-produced food does not appear in a single Gorefield comic strip.

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"I missed the missed, Miss.", I said, but alas, I was misinformed for it was only a form of forage for ages that was conceptually misformed as mist.

#ThatsWhatIRead ... uhm, more like
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Posting on the internets once can make a person permanently forget how things work in real life.

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