JdeBPHeh! You are talking to someone who actually used vi from a televideo 910+ many years ago. The cursor keys on a 910+ are laid out in the same way as this, below the right shift key.
Not that vi on the system understood them at the time, mind you. I'm talking genuine Joy vi, here. I had some fun messing about with stevie (downloaded from comp.sources.unix) to get it to handle arrow keys. (-: