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Markets Surge After Trump Clai...
Markets Surge After Trump Claims He Had Sex With An Angel

NEW YORKβ€”In what came as a welcome shock to investors amid recent dips in the global economy, markets reportedly surged Tuesday after President Donald Trump wrote in a Truth Social Post that he’d had sex with an angel. β€œI AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN […]

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