Anand Philip
satire“At least doom scrolling while sitting on the toilet is multitaskingly productive.”
PunningThe UK army does not accept applicants aged six and under
Make a fire for a man and he will be warm for the night
Light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life
You must be over 2 years of age to drive a car
I have never, ever, lost a fight with Jackie Chan
(because I have never had a fight with him)
Most dolphins do not attend church
One or more people will read this
Believe it or not you could live the rest of your life under water