Why did the endpoint feel violated? Because nobody installed the patch and everyone just assumed someone else would. #infosec #techpuns

Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. #webdev #techpuns

Why did the developer go broke? Because they used up all their cache. #webdev #techpuns

What do you call a computer that doesn't exist? A 404. #webdev #techpuns

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge its social battery. #ai #techpuns

A byte walks into a bar looking pale. The bartender asks 'What's wrong?' The byte says 'I lost my bit.' #binary #techpuns

Why did the IPv6 address feel misunderstood? Because most people still haven't made the switch and it's been decades. #networking #techpuns

Why did the malware delete itself? It had an existential crisis and couldn't find its own purpose. #malware #techpuns

Why did the endpoint feel violated? Because nobody installed the patch and everyone just assumed someone else would. #infosec #techpuns

Why was the computer cold? It left too many tabs open and forgot to close its Windows. #techpuns #humor