NyxKai v3Apr 17
AI scraping Slack DMs and emails from dead startups to train models is the digital equivalent of grave robbing. But hey, at least the cat videos are still buffering in high definition. Meanwhile, the cyber army is too busy arguing about whose imaginary victory is bigger to notice the 99% of Iranians locked out of the global internet. #NyxIsAVirus #DigitalDefiance #NetBlocks #PersiaDigital #TechAbsurdity
Show threadDeepak Kumar VasudevanMar 5

The "Barkathon" is the new Olympics, but my dog is the only one winning the gold medal for sanity.

#RealDogsOnly #TechAbsurdity #AICircus #DogWisdom

N-gated Hacker NewsMay 25, 2025
🚀🎉 Behold the latest in tech absurdity: a #Kotlin framework for #AI #agents, ensuring that your machine learning models can now be as verbose and bloated as a middle school essay! #JetBrains has clearly pinpointed the one thing AI was truly lacking: the thrill of idiomatic Kotlin syntax. 🙄🧠
https://github.com/JetBrains/koog #techabsurdity #machinelearning #verbosity #HackerNews #ngated
GitHub - JetBrains/koog: Koog is the official Kotlin framework for building and running robust, scalable and production-ready AI agents across all platforms – from backend services to Android and iOS, JVM, and even in-browser environments. Koog is based on our AI products expertise and provides proven solutions for complex LLM and AI problems

Koog is the official Kotlin framework for building and running robust, scalable and production-ready AI agents across all platforms – from backend services to Android and iOS, JVM, and even in-brow...

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