Mastodawn

A. Rivera Aug 7, 2025

> Bozo tourist taunts bison at Yellowstone National Park: video https://nypost.com/2025/08/06/us-news/bozo-tourist-taunts-bison-at-yellowstone-national-park-video/

A pity the bison felt generous and did not gore the asshole as he deserved.

#TeamBison #TeamBuffalo

Bozo tourist taunts bison at Yellowstone National Park: video

“It was really close, man. I think it liked me, actually,” the showboating simpleton could be heard saying off camera.

New York Post

A. Rivera Jun 11, 2025

@darwinwoodka You'd think people would learn, but nay nay nay. . .

A. Rivera Jun 11, 2025

A. Rivera Jun 11, 2025

> Bison gores man in Yellowstone after visitors get too close https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/bison-gores-man-yellowstone-visitors-get-close-rcna212262

Pendejo: 0
Bison: 1

#TeamBison #pendejos #stupid

Bison gores man in Yellowstone after visitors get too close

A bison gored a man Tuesday after a large group of visitors got too close to the animal in Yellowstone National Park, officials said.

NBC News

A. Rivera May 9, 2025

> Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/florida-man-gored-bison-years-attack-yellowstones-dangerous-121610255

The dumbass got lucky he got only minor injuries.

#FloridaMan #stupid #TeamBison

Man gored by bison in year's first attack by Yellowstone's most dangerous wild animal

Yellowstone National Park has recorded the year’s first violent encounter between a visitor and bison, just weeks into the busy summer season

ABC News