Dear Friends of the Resistance,

So Far, far away, today I have:

* Gone mad and returned in a puddle
* Started programming...almost. Again.
* Found a venue for #Defcon #Tooting
* Charged and updated 'my' phone
* Eaten chicken and rice up and resist
* Been to the library to return my brain

It is now coffee or herbal time out. I will be back, more discombobulated than ever green.

My advice for today:

1) Life is inevitable. But not in any order that makes sense.
2) Alternative social media will be essential for deprogramming
3) Just because something does not exist, is no excuse for it coming soon enough

Geez, my unsent toots folder is getting fat. Oversharing, undersharing, missing the pointing, shit shitposting, thoughtlessing, well I thought it was funnying, plain old embarrassing, & what the hell am I thinking?

It's probably for the best, considering much of my regular tooting fits the above categories.

What makes the cut? It's both a fine line, & a mystery. Sometimes a mistake.

#tooting
#UnsentToots

Dear friends of knot working for the gala man,

As we may know:

* being 'toxic', we all are (plastic plasticine gals and bossy boyz)
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/mar/11/manosphere-influencers-louis-theroux-documentary

* I try to be good but flail like a whale high on plastic flavoured plankton

* As a ms-fit I will never be buff or bluff. I will be olde before my time machine and dead before I am 93

Fortunately I have a cunning plan.
No plan.
Be reborn as dust.
Return to next wave.

Meanwhile and related a new unaffordable housing hotel is being built (as we toot) for the next gen of Tooting residentists. If they can hustle a 100% or more mortgage
https://tootinghistory.org.uk/category/blog/page/11/

I will be buried on the roof garden or cremated, liquidised or made into solent green (non vegan chews) or perhaps just sky buried on the streets...

Have a great day everyone. I am off for a hearty breakfast, now that it is light and the birdies are well past their dawn chorusing...

#Future #Death #Tooting #Plastic

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Status: Feeling acutely underdressed.

(like bumping into a thread by @TheBreadmonkey)

#tooting
#london
#photography

Toots & the Mortals

#photography
#london
#tooting

Dear Friends of Tooting,

Yep here is my olde website (there is an even older one but that is practically ancient history)
http://web.archive.org/web/20031003193429/http://pages.britishlibrary.net/tooting/

I came came across it whilst looking for Jesus and my obituary turned up
http://web.archive.org/web/20031103015430/http://pages.britishlibrary.net/lobster/rip/
(I collated all the well wishers comments, just in case I was dead)

...and this interior practice also came up
https://selfdefinition.org/awareness/abandon-release.htm

Just some old farts memoria...
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#Death #Resurrection #Spirituality #Tooting

My Illuminating Toot.

'Also: electrolier' such a great name for a 90s ambient band.

#mastodon
#tooting
#foundobject

[Euractiv] If you're tired of Truth Social, try Mastodating

https://piefed.social/c/fediverse/p/1718037/euractiv-if-you-re-tired-of-truth-social-try-mastodating