A ★ review of Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)

The director's cut; Chalice Of Blood. Zach Snyder really is like that drunk uncle on vacation abroad, isn't he? After being misunderstood the first time he tried to say something in English to the locals he just repeats it again - only slower. SO much slower. Still the same shit. If you wanted more violence and tits (that gets branded) you will get a little of that but the added material is mostly more empty pretentious drivel coming out of bored - on the verge of depressed - actors' mouths. I wish I could get all of Anthony Hopkins gibberish