Okay Tootoise was fun to goof around with but it’s definitely a no-go for me. Moving on to Wednesday’s client: #StarPterano by Sego Takayoshi.

As every other reviewer has pointed out, it’s DIFFERENT, which I totally appreciate. But: no iPad version, no toot editing, no toot translation. It does have a “merge local with home” option which I absolutely want, but that’s just not enough. Will test it for a full day, though. Maybe I’ll change my mind.

#StarPterano joins the pack of Doesn’t Really Work apps. The interface is really hard to see for me, a person who’s visual impairment is just bog standard near sightedness. Translucent Home/Local/Toot/etc buttons over the actual content on your feed. This alone makes it painful for me to use and I’m just… not gonna try the rest of it. My eyes hurt. I love the icon though. Last update two years ago. When I said every app in the store I meant it y’all

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