"There's no, like, pretzel dust in the bottom!" - MARK GARRISON, Pretzels, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #pretzels #NationalPretzelDay #MarkGarrison

"It's like trying to twirl an old fashioned telephone cord!" - DAN PASHMAN, Mission: ImPASTAble 4 - Where The Ruffles Meet The Road, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #pasta #NationalTelephoneDay #DanPashman

"So I email a sketch to him." - DAN PASHMAN, Mission: ImPASTAble 3 - What Would Juan Guzmán Do?, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #pasta #NationalEmailDay #DanPashman

"Private label is a middle ground." - DAN PASHMAN, Mission: ImPASTAble 6 (Update) - The Future of Cascatelli, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #pasta #DanPashman

"You're not gonna bring waffles and bananas?" - DAN PASHMAN, Traveling Back In Time For Coconut Cake, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #CoconutCake #NationalBananaDay #DanPashman

"On top it's usually fresh mozzarella, uncooked tomatoes, garlic." - DAN PASHMAN, This Man Can Identify Pizza From Its Grease Stain, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #pizza #NationalGarlicDay #DanPashman

"There's tons of places where you can get like a Flamin' Hot Cheetos burrito or quesadilla in L.A." - SAM DEAN, Who Invented Flamin’ Hot Cheetos?, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #cheetos #NationalBurritoDay #SamDean

"A burrito is not a sandwich!" - DAN PASHMAN, Is A Hot Dog A Sandwich?, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #hotdog #NationalBurritoDay #DanPashman

"Carrots I like!" - MARK GARRISON, Chicken Wings, Pt. 2: Dips, Side Veggies, and More, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #chickenwings #InternationalCarrotDay #MarkGarrison

"Thin Mints® are overrated!" - DAN PASHMAN, Girl Scout Cookies Pt. 2, The Sporkful #TheSporkful #Sporkful #DanPashman