"Now let's talk about putting some booze into your hot chocolate!" - MARK GARRISON, Hot Chocolate, The Sporkful #NationalHotChocolateDay #MarkGarrison

"Let's talk about the cheese!" - MARK GARRISON, Cheesesteaks, The Sporkful #MarkGarrison

"We don't have to spend too much time talking about bacon!" - MARK GARRISON, Peanut Butter Sandwiches Pt. 2 (Beyond PB&J), The Sporkful #NationalBaconDay #MarkGarrison

"The knife itself won't get stuck!" - MARK GARRISON, PB&J (Peanut Butter Sandwiches Pt. 1), The Sporkful #NationalKnifeDay #MarkGarrison

"So let's talk about some of the characteristics of awesomeness in chocolate chip cookies." - MARK GARRISON, Chocolate Chip Cookies, The Sporkful #ChocolateChipCookies #NationalChocolateChipCookieDay #MarkGarrison

"There are some wings that may or may not be classified as Buffalo wings by Buffalo purists." - MARK GARRISON, Buffalo Chicken Wings: Eating Technique and Sauce Options, The Sporkful #chickenwings #NationalChickenWingDay #MarkGarrison

"No one wants a broken pretzel!" - MARK GARRISON, Pretzels, The Sporkful #pretzels #NationalPretzelDay #MarkGarrison

"It's not good for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!" - MARK GARRISON, PB&J (Peanut Butter Sandwiches Pt. 1), The Sporkful #NationalPeanutButterandJellyDay #MarkGarrison

"At the most basic cheesesteak place, you're not always gonna have peppers and mushrooms!" - MARK GARRISON, Cheesesteaks, The Sporkful #NationalCheesesteakDay #MarkGarrison

"I have no dishwasher!" - MARK GARRISON, PB&J (Peanut Butter Sandwiches Pt. 1), The Sporkful #NationalDishwasherAppreciationDay #MarkGarrison