Was sitting at kitchen table. Nothing I'm consciously aware of made me look up at that very moment. But the instant after I looked--it dropped. When I tell y'all that I almost destroyed my kitchen in my utter panicked scramble to #GTFO 😳😳😳😫😫😫

It dropped 3", then scurried merrily back up like an innocent. Li'l fucker.

Introducing: #PhidippusAudax, aka the #BoldJumpingSpider, aka George.

Not sure where George is atm. WHICH CONCERNS ME

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