Been getting a lot of “Hey, I found your number in my contacts and can’t remember how I know you” texts lately. Before I block them, I respond, “We buried the neighbor’s barking dog down by the lake when they were at work.”
#GoAway #YouDontKnowMe #SpamFun

I just received quite an interesting e-mail about a potential funding opportunity:

"Mr. Bernärd häs dönäted $3.5M tö yöu för the purpöse öf chärity project. Kindly respond för möre införmätion."

In case you are interested, let me know!

#funspam #spamfun