Skillet’s “Monster” reminds me of Coriolanus, except that singer John Cooper would like to hear his nothings monstered. The song opens with the lines, “The secret side of me/I never let you see.” Three minutes later, he still hasn’t let us see it.
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MONSTER (2009) by Skillet

Skillet’s “Monster” reminds me of Coriolanus, except that singer John Cooper would like to hear his nothings monstered. The song opens with the lines, “The secret side of me/I never let you see.” T…

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When did pop music forget how to tease? Sabrina Carpenter’s “Juno” ditches subtlety for blunt-force horniness — and the result is embarrassing, not empowering.
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JUNO (2024) by Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter’s “Juno” brings to mind Ariana Grande’s “34+35,” which ends with the line “Means I wanna 69 with you” — just in case we couldn’t do the math. Carpenter’s next-to-last words in “Ju…

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