A decade ago when I had less to lose by getting #fired for being a #smartass I totally would have dialed into this afternoon's session to point out the #hypocracy ... but, alas.

Just more evidence that the people in charge are not serious people.

#ai #fail

I asked my partner, on her way to the grocery store, to add mayonnaise to the shopping list. She asked for a picture. Naturally, I sent this with some slight sarcasm as a response. #SmartAss

Deeply disappointed right now: My dictionary does not know the word "Heptarchy" for the period when today's England was split into multiple rivaling Kingdoms.

What I really want to say: I'm smarter than my dictionary. πŸ€“ πŸ˜‰

#BritishHistory #Smartass #KnowItAll #brag

Is reversing a trailer really that hard? My wife thinks so lol πŸ˜‚

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To friend driving from #SantaCruz to Cupertino...

"Ah, already over the hill? (That joke never gets old) ...

band hit - twice

#SmartAss

"Can you please clarify what exactly you are objecting to, so that I can more efficiently explain why you're wrong?"

#smartass #objection

"I find it difficult to believe that you're this stupid."

"Hey! That's not right!"

"Okay, I take it back. I don't find it difficult."

#smartass

Looks like Facebook is having issues. Guess folks have to go out and touch grass. #ChaoticQueer #GeekCrafts #SmartAss