We’re like family here is code for you’ll be covering for Susan every Friday because her dog’s got “anxiety issues.”

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We’re like family here, but that’s code for we’ll drain your will to live, forget your birthday, and ask you to cover Claire’s shift because she’s “not feeling it."

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We’re like family here is code for you’ll be asked to work on your birthday, handle three people’s jobs, and still bring your own tea bags.
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