I'd like to coin a term: The Shove-Off Mitigation

Example:

CORPOROMUPPET: "At Big Corporate Distro, we've decided that supporting systems older than five years is not really within our wheelhouse, so from now on, CorpoLinux will only support the last five generations of Intel and AMD processors, and the last five years of ARM systems."
USERS: "But most of our computers are older than that! What are we supposed to do??"
CORPORMUPPET: "It's ok! We have outlined a migration path off of CorpoLinux onto Dave's Really Excellent Hax0r Distro! There are still plenty of options for you!"

#ShoveOff #ShoveOffMitigation