What Hanukah miracle are we celebrating?

Scientists at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory got more energy out of their menorah than they put in.

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Who did Antiochus call when he couldn’t get his program to run in Judea?

The Greek Squad

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How old was Judah Maccabee’s father?

He was so old that he was still using a Matisyahoo email account.

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Antiochus:

Should I withdraw from Judea? I will abide by the result.

Yes:__

No:__

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