*partner pours kettle into my cup*
"I've fertilized your teabag"
"Did you have to use those words?!?!"
#ShitMyPartnerSays

#ShitMyPartnerSays

" I like men, generally, I just don't like the patriarchy. Ya know, Men™ "

Yes, she verbally said the ™. (Also I support her on this)

My partner is on the hunt for thick rimmed glasses, and I quote, “I guess I am entering my MILF era.”

Babe, you are already there.

#ShitMyPartnerSays

“I think Bobbie is a bratty sub; she likes to use ‘Ma,am’ sardonically and when addressing Chrisjen.” #ShitMyPartnerSays

I mean, she’s not wrong. 😂

“I’m down the milf-hole when I should be reading.” #ShitMyPartnerSays

Uh oh uh oh same

We’re starting book 3 in the Of Imps and Queens series soon. You can tell she was really angry after the end of book 2. 😂❤️

#OIAQ #SapphicFanFiction #SwanQueen #ShitMyPartnerSays

We don’t need no Geek Squad we are the Geek Squad.

#ShitMyPartnerSays