"The heroes" - Shed Seven

I was going to make a crack about how this band had a lineup of Caramel, Dairy Milk, Twirl, Wispa, and The Eclair That's Always The Last One Left In The Box.

Except that the chocolate heroes won't be launched until next year. Bother.

Still more interesting than this indie landfill.

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"Back to music now" - Jayne Middlemiss

"She left me on friday" - Shed Seven

I mean, compared to Natalie Imbruglia, this is rubbish.

Compared to The Cast Of Casualty, this is the best record since the invention of the wax cylinder.

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"Chasing rainbows" - Shed Seven

What was it with this band and ideas nicked from television? Their hits this year were "Going for gold" without Henry Kelly, "Bendy bully boy", leaving your set "On standby", and now they're singing about the Rod Jane and Freddy menage a trois.

Still waiting for a cover of the Tracy Beaker theme, lads.

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