Turns out I was wearing golf socks all day ... because I had a hole in one.
Turns out I was wearing golf socks all day ... because I had a hole in one.
How to Catch an Elephant
First, you dig a hole big enough to fit an elephant. Next you put peanuts in the hole and set them on fire. When the fire burns out, place bananas around the edge of the hole. Add when the elephant come to eat the bananas, you run up behind it and kick it right in the ash hole!
They're holding a Psychic Fair in my neighborhood this very cold, snowing weekend.
You'd think they would have saw that bad weather coming...