MINGES!

WILLIES!

ARMPITS!

THAT NICE SOFT BIT ON THE BACK OF YOUR KNEEEE!

BUMHOLEEEEEEEES!

I guarantee if you shout the above at your forthcoming Crimbo fam gatherings, you will be blessed by the great goddess FANNYFLAPS with untold riches.

UNTOLD, I SAY!

#MerryCrisis #SeasonsGreasons