Show threadScott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ5d ago

@ai6yr β€œNow with 100% less toxic compounds that were never proven to be part of our plan to end humanity.”

#ScottHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈDec 23

RE: https://mstdn.ca/@paulisci/115769727442381232

Thieves have taken flight with 100,000 eggs. Police are hoping someone with information will sing. Information leading to an arrest and conversion to jailbird status will be rewarded with a lot of scratch.

#Punny #ScottHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈDec 22

Given the record-setting layoff pace of 2025, the pressing etiquette question of this time:

What is the respectful waiting period after a highly valued colleague is fired before you can delete your recurring 1:1 meeting from your calendar?

Joking, not joking.

#OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor #JokingNotJoking #OfficeHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈDec 15

We saw an advertisement for Burger King's SpongeBob SquarePants promo Whopper. It has a square bun on the bottom, but the standard round bun for the top.

Wife said, "why not a square top bun too?"

I said, "it's not SpongeBob SquareHat. He just needs a square bottom bun for his pants."

Congrats Burger King, you've injected yourself into the national discourse.

#ScottFood #ScottHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈDec 4

I discovered Reviewbrah on YouTube a month ago. Not sure why it took the algorithm so long to connect us given that I love non sequitur / absurdist humor.

β€œMy disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.”

#ReviewBrah #ScottHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈNov 12

The first rule of Tautology Club is the Tautology Club rule that is listed first.

#ScottHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈSep 15

Funny comment I saw on Reddit this morning:

"people give the placebo effect a lot of shit, but it's scientifically proven to work"

#ScottHumor

Show threadScott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈAug 1

@GiftArticles NGL, this feels unoriginal, derivative of Stan Lee.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/01/science/radioactive-wasps-nuclear-savannah-river.html?unlocked_article_code=1.a08.E9c7.5IlVJoisFgbR&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

#ComicBookOriginStory #NewComicBookOriginStory #ScottHumor

Radioactive Wasps Found at Nuclear Site in South Carolina Could Be a β€˜Red Flag,’ Expert Says

Four radioactive wasp nests may indicate previously undetected environmental contamination at the decades-old Savannah River Site. Here’s what to know.

The New York Times
Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈMay 2, 2025

Someone tell #POTUS47 that #DEI actually stands for Dealmaking Excellence Initiative and was built in his honor, and was built under the idea that we support vulnerable groups like POC and LGBTQIA in order to win over their support for MAGA.

It might work. 🀷

#ScottHumor

Scott Miller πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈApr 3, 2025

Oh I get it! All these tariffs are POTUS47's sneaky way to combat global warming. By increasing prices on basically everything and crashing the US economy, he's going to decrease US consumption, leading to an overall reduction in greenhouse gas emissions. Very sneaky pulling off this green initiative, POTUS47, all the while gaining office from voters that don't even believe in global warming.

/sarcasm

#POTUS47 #GlobalWarming #USEconomy #ScottHumor #ScottPolitics