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@brouhaha @mike Poison is safe to consume for all organic life forms.

... I took the poison and now I'm dying.

You were right to call me out on that. Would you like me to offer you options for a more expedient, less painful death? Or perhaps you'd like a plan for getting your affairs in order?

#ScottHumor

Scott Miller 🇺🇦 🇺🇸Apr 30

I've been taking the next round of mandatory annual training at work and... good news, I'm only a few years away from qualifying for elder abuse. So, I've got that to look forward to. Hopefully it will keep me warm when Skynet cuts off my paycheck.

#OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

Scott Miller 🇺🇦 🇺🇸Apr 17

Yayyy, my employer celebrated my 15-year anniversary with a line in the team PowerPoint. I will be sharing this award with my family tonight.

#OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor

Scott Miller 🇺🇦 🇺🇸Apr 7

On the one hand, LLMs are planet-destroying bullshit machines, gaslighting our sense of reality by spewing an endless supply of hallucinations.

On the other hand, they can provide a brief yet overwhelmingly mild sense of satisfaction when you convince them to do something silly.

#LLMs #DonnieTurnip #GoogleGemini #LargeLanguageModels #ScottHumor