Scott Miller ๐บ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธMy random thought of the day: do folks who do #perineum #sunning have a plan for getting those hard-to-see areas checked for suspicious moles?
On a related note, are there any #SitcomWriters on Fediverse? Iโve got a great idea for you.
Chat GPT, what is a real estate novelist? Is that a good paying job? How can I become a real estate novelist?
If you think you are starting 2026 with a disadvantage in life, just be thankful you arenโt setting out with this embarrassingly stupid tattoo.
#MemeChatGPT #MemesFor2026 #StupidTattoo #EmbarrassingTattoo #LLM_meme #ScottHumor
@ai6yr โNow with 100% less toxic compounds that were never proven to be part of our plan to end humanity.โ
RE: https://mstdn.ca/@paulisci/115769727442381232
Thieves have taken flight with 100,000 eggs. Police are hoping someone with information will sing. Information leading to an arrest and conversion to jailbird status will be rewarded with a lot of scratch.
Given the record-setting layoff pace of 2025, the pressing etiquette question of this time:
What is the respectful waiting period after a highly valued colleague is fired before you can delete your recurring 1:1 meeting from your calendar?
Joking, not joking.
#OfficeWorkerGripes #ScottHumor #JokingNotJoking #OfficeHumor
We saw an advertisement for Burger King's SpongeBob SquarePants promo Whopper. It has a square bun on the bottom, but the standard round bun for the top.
Wife said, "why not a square top bun too?"
I said, "it's not SpongeBob SquareHat. He just needs a square bottom bun for his pants."
Congrats Burger King, you've injected yourself into the national discourse.
I discovered Reviewbrah on YouTube a month ago. Not sure why it took the algorithm so long to connect us given that I love non sequitur / absurdist humor.
โMy disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.โ