Indus Delta’s Freshwater Takes Vacation, 1.2M People Left Thirsty

#WaterYouDoing #IndusGone #DeltaDraught #H2OhNo #SatireSplash By: TheJestPress.com KARACHI – Environmental experts reported this week that 80% of freshwater flow into Pakistan’s once-proud Indus delta has dramatically dried up, causing the forced migration of over 1.2 million people—or, as the Ministry of Change Denial termed it, “an extreme form of water aerobics.” Local fisherman Allah Ditta shared, “I…

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California Man’s Water Fountain Stunt Turns Campus Into Hydration Horror Show

#CampusChaos #FountainFiasco #ThirstyForTrouble #HydrationHorrors #SatireSplash By: TheJestPress.com California Man Horrifies College Students During Disgusting Campus Stunt: ‘Never Use A Water Fountain Again’ In what may go down as the boldest act of liquid rebellion since the Boston Tea Party, local California man Chip McMoist caused mass panic at UC California’s main quad Monday by…

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