"I'm a girl." - GAL SANTA, Santa University, Part 8, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #ChristmasDay #GalSanta

"Hi, everyone." - JAMIE LOFTUS, The Daily Zeitgeist Presents: Santa University Part 2, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #SayHiDay #JamieLoftus

"It's not the bell who's broken, Dan Santa, it's you!" - PROFESSOR SANTA, The Daily Zeitgeist Presents: Santa University, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #ChristmasEve #ProfessorSanta

"We'll make Santa University." - DAVID ZASLAV, Santa University Part 7, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #ChristmasEve #DavidZaslav

"The only vaccine is cookies." - DOOMED ELF, The Daily Zeitgeist Presents: Santa University Part 3, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #NationalVaccinationDay #DoomedElf

"I'm Scientist Santa!" - SCIENTIST SANTA, The Daily Zeitgeist Presents: Santa University Part 3, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #CelebrateScientistsDay #ScientistSanta

"He'll deal with it in 2024." - JAMIE LOFTUS, Santa University Part 7, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #NewYearsDay #JamieLoftus

"There's only one rule at Santa University: there can only be one Santa each year!" - DEAN SANTA, The Daily Zeitgeist Presents: Santa University, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #ChristmasDay #DeanSanta

"It's page 500 of Santa University and we're still meeting new characters!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, Santa University: Part 4, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #ChristmasDay #JamieLoftus

"It's a Christmas miracle!" - JAMIE LOFTUS, Santa University: Part 4, The Daily Zeitgeist #TheDailyZeitgeist #SantaUniversity #ChristmasDay #JamieLoftus