Another experience I had that was similar to what I went through watching “Cooley High” was the time I watched “The Last American Virgin” with a friend of mine. Both of us were yelling at the screen, going “fuck you, movie! you were supposed to be a dumb sex comedy not a bait-and-switch meditation on the horrors of adolescent betrayal HOW DARE YOU!”

And people wonder why I spoil myself as often as I do #SaltAndBetrayal