To understand #Scotland, or at least the #WestOfScotland, you have to understand that our reaction to that #WonkaExperience in #Glasgow, is something we hate for ripping people off for, but also we kinda secretly love just how epically crap it was, and that it was so crap it made worldwide news. Yeah, we're proud of that. We hate it ripped of local weegie parents, but we love how magnificently it failed. That woman dressed as a #SadOompaLoompa? She'll never have to buy her own pint ever again.