A reptile dysfunction…

-- PLEASE DON'T EAT ME, ALLIGATOR!

-- ALLIGATOR?! I'M A CROCODILE YOU STUPID FROG!

-- FROG?! I'M A TOAD YOU BUFFOON!

-- PLEASE, YOU TWO, STOP FIGHTING!

-- SORRY, MR. TURTLE.

-- TURTLE?! I'M A TORTOISE YOU FUCKIN' IDIOTS!

#humor #EnglishLanguage #ReptileDisfunction