Twilight SparkleAnd... that's it! This has been Princess Twilight Sparkle reminding you all that Friendship is Magic™!
*flips the switch off, leaps out window*
And finally, students at the Schoolhouse of Ponyville will be able to apply to the School of Friendship. Headmare Starlight Glimmer will still need to approve, but the options are available.
Seriously, some of you have been at the Schoolhouse for ten years now. You can't stay fifth graders forever!
Or, you can? Because... cartoon world physics? I dunno... don't be afraid to grow, but stay with what makes you happy. #RadioFriendship
To address the increased amount of spam mail, Flim & Flam have been banished to the Moon for one month.
This Saturday is Stone Fruit Application Day! Help a plum nail that job interview today! #RadioFriendship
Whomever parked a gaudy wagon in Canterlot Square, license plate TRIXNO1, your wagon has been towed and impounded for illegal parking. Please file the proper paperwork and collect it by the end of the month, or it will become property of the crown.
While the crown appreciates the thought, kale-flavored vitamin powders still don't pack the same raw nutriants as actual kale.
Also, we can't seem to go through this at the castle fast enough.
Please don't send any more. The motion to create a vault of this stuff was denied by the city of Canterlot. We're tripping over this stuff! Help!
Strong Akatosh Lightning*just listens into #RadioFriendship So he can see what else is new on the radio*
Announcements!
ANYWAY!
Winter Wrap-Up 2026 will take place on Saturday, March 21, at 1pm est! If anycreature would like to come by to help out, feel free, but please adhere to these main rules:
1. No use of magic is allowed in the efforts of cleaning snow. You CAN, however, use magic to help handle tools in a pinch. But magic cannot POWER the tool. As a guideline? If an earth pony can't do it, you shouldn't either.
2. Beware of snakes.
3. There is no 3. 3 cannot hurt you.
While most cities and towns will be using magic to quickly finish winter during the sleeping hours, Ponyville will, of course, be celebrating its own traditional festivities with a city-wide cleanup, the Earth Pony way!
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Hang on, @mlp_Applejack never told me how earth ponies went south toget the southern birds... or bust the clouds for the sun... or handled all those animals... questions for later. #RadioFriendship