Oh, I remember now!

Why am I so cold? (Because it's 36F out and you still have the HVAC set to cooling from it being 78F yesterday.)

#PreCoffeeThoughts
(Thank you, @tillybridges )

Who is sending me email at this hour??? (Oh, it's me, I literally just read some guy's photocopy-of-a-photocopy-lo-res-scan because speech-to-text is faster than trying to edit an OCR scan.)

And there was something else of a similar vein, I was going call this #PreCoffeeThoughts and give a shoutout to Tilly B., but then I saw these embroidered gloves and my brain just emptied.

My BFF: Fuck this test.
Me: OH YEAH FUCK THIS RELIGION, FUCK THIS TEST, FUCK ALL THESE DUDES!

https://mas.to/@caelarue/116215973480153847

On a lighter note:
This summer I was excited to have lost enough weight to fit into some of my favourite old clothes. But I’ve found most of my 20 year old shorts weren’t designed with pockets that fit modern cell phones. Didn’t anticipate THAT, did I? Sigh. 🫤😂
#weight_loss
#fashion
#PreCoffeeThoughts

Coffee is the technological mediator that translates the human circadian rhythm into a form compatible with a modernized, normalized work pattern, which capitalism then exploits.

#PreCoffeeThoughts

Reproducibility in science is weird for me.

Like, in physics, to create high energy particle collision, you do need to spend a bit of money on fiddly machines.

But in CS, half of our "science" is more like math and the other half should be as simple as "run this on your machine, eh?", and yet it most assuredly isn't.

Basically, I guess I'm saying that it's odd to me the incentives and tech debt that lead to reproducibility not being easy in CS.

I guess I'm coming around to "good software engineering is good science" -- maintainability of code as reproducibility. I don't know.

#preCoffeeThoughts #academicChatter #computerScience

It's not so much that I'm horny, but more that the idea of sitting between someone's legs and leaning back against them while gaming sounds really good, and even better if we're both just wearing jocks.

Shame about this whole friday work thing.

#PreCoffeeThoughts

I’m starting to see the Twitter term ‘tweeps’ replaced with ‘xeeps’ and am now wondering if ‘zeeps’ or ‘sheeps’ should be the pronunciation. Inquiring minds want to know. #PreCoffeeThoughts
@tillybridges I do love reading your #PreCoffeeThoughts 🥰
Why does bureaucracy take so long? If it was quick, I wouldn’t mind so much. #work #preCoffeeThoughts