#prankabookcharacter The Martian looks like Matt Damon.

Discreetly scrape away one leg of the letter so that the map's instructions say "Y marks the spot".

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#prankabookcharacter Crusoe's partner called Monday instead (•_•) (>.<)
-look, mate, five minutes here and I'm already burnt out AF...-
Give Marvin antidepressants
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Instruct Yossarian to catch twenty two having only let loose twenty one.

Obi-Wan Kenobi decides that these really WERE the droids the Stormtroopers were looking for.

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Andrew revealed the small basket of loaves and fish.
"Soz mate, it's all we could find."
Jesus looked out at the five thousand expectant faces and felt a bead of sweat trickle down the small of his back.
"There'll be a bloody riot."
"Maybe you could cut them into 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 tiny pieces."
Jesus stared at Andrew.
"Are you mental? 5000 pieces!? We're gonna be crucified!"
It was then that Jesus noticed Philip trying not to laugh.
"Oh. You bastards!"
Philip burst out laughing and suddenly everyone was waving their own food in the air and cheering.
"You really had me going there, you rotten sods! Now, did anyone remember the drinks?"