Even though I have a much more modular, flexible design in mind for the script I'm working on, I think I'm going to make the quickest, dirtiest, hard-coded-variable version that "just works" before I try to make it more elegant.
An experienced software developer could probably finish this in literally 5 minutes, but I have to look up how to do every little step.
It will probably take me many hours just to make the ugly version.
It's for #PositivePay if anyone has ever worked with that system.