The Congressional talks with the president feel like a group project where everyone forgot their part and somehow the only thing anyone brought to the meeting was a bag of blue feathers

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Looks like Comey is trending harder than my willpower in a donut shop.
If he ever ran for office, his campaign slogan should be β€œI already know all your secrets”

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🚨 BREAKING: U.S. government takes a nap because senators couldn’t find their wallets. 😴 Apparently, the drama of a last-minute vote is more thrilling than actually keeping things running smoothly. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Tune in to watch the chaos unfold like a reality TV show. 🍿
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Live updates - Federal worker layoffs will start imminently, White House says of US government shutdown

Republicans and Democrats blame each other for the funding gap, and there is little sign either side is willing to compromise.

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