You know that scene in #ChristmasVacation where they play Hey Santa Claus by The Moonglows? When I was a kid (and until a shamefully advanced age), I didn't know what they were saying, so the #lyrics I heard were:

Piss and balls
Piss and balls
Piss and balls and balls and balls

I still can't unhear it. Maybe I don't want to.
#MisheardLyrics #HeySantaClaus #PissAndBalls