ColinJun 9, 2025
I'm very concerned because the preferred human was taken to the human vet clinic earlier and hasn't returned yet. I'm worried about her. #Paramedicat #CatsOfMastodon #Cat
ColinDec 2, 2024

A human entered my house without prior consultation or authorization. This person proceeded to clean the stove, claiming that it would enhance my comfort when sitting in front of it. However, I found this deeply unsettling & disruptive to my sleep routine.

The preferred human then sat at the top of the stairs, prompting my concern about her well-being. Despite my natural inclination to strategically redeploy under the bed, I bravely refrained from doing so. #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Paramedicat

ColinAug 9, 2024

The preferred human had a bad fall. As chief paramedicat, I was the first on scene and conducted all the necessary assessments. After the man had given her pain relief, I assisted with her getting up by being a cute distraction and making supportive quacks.

They said I am a good boy. I am now providing hugs and healing purrs. #CatsOfMastodon #Paramedicat #Cat #Caturday

ColinMar 5, 2024
Yesterday, Eric had an anxiety wee in the tall one's room because he trapped himself in there. Today, the preferred human went in to check he'd not done it again, so nurse Colin had to run after his patient. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Paramedicat
ColinJan 28, 2024
The preferred human is suffering the inevitable consequences of doing too much. I have told her to rest and have prescribed hugs involving my paws being in her hair with healing purrs. However, Eric is in the way. #SilentSunday #CatsOfMastodon #ParamediCat #Cat #ChronicIllness
ColinNov 25, 2023
Paramedicatting. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Purr #OrangeCat #ParamediCat
ColinSep 17, 2023

I have been so busy recently. The preferred human is ill, so I have had to do some serious nursing and got to impress some paramedics with my skills.  I got yet another invitation to visit their station.

She has a virus, but not the one everyone is worried about.   #ParamediCat #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #Cats

ColinApr 5, 2023
The cleaners are here, so I am being very brave. I'm still on paramedicat duty. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon #Paramedicat #WhiskersWednesday
ColinApr 4, 2023
I am tired today. The woman had to have an ambulance out last night, so I was in full paramedicat mode. After working hard for 7 hours, handing over to the human paramedics, supervising the taking of observations, supporting relocations and giving healing purrs, I was exhausted. The human paramedics were impressed with me and asked if I wanted to ride along or be a mascot for the NWAS, but I decided not to as there is so much work here for me to do. #Paramedicat #CatsOfMastodon #cat #FediMed
ColinMar 5, 2023

I'm sorry I missed #Caturday, but I have been really busy on nurse duty recently.

#Cat #Paramedicat #fediMed #CatsOfMastodon.