I have played 9 games. Of these, I have died a total of 2 times due to rocks smackin' my scull, 0 times from falling in a pit, and 7 times from being bowled over by cannonballs.
I have collected a total of 44 items, and avoided 17 cannon balls.
my average score is 4, and my average time is 10 seconds.
I have taken a total of 839 steps. And considering that I've played 9 games, I average about 93 steps per game.
I have spent a total of 3 minutes and 19 seconds playing #OhShitGame! #ISuck