... You're BOSSY and pushy and go out of your place, to do a "Right thing" that nobody asked for - maybe even. Then you COUNT on getting Caught, you don't believe in your own powers for SH*T. That's not motherly, First off. So, you just take a Legal doggy. You think it's #noRisk. But it'll bite you in the ass. Not just the Dog might, but also the fact you'll be ATTACHED to the thing like crazy. You'll be crying, making scenes. Lose your Reputation, you can't give him up.