Mastodawn

just swapped my round the bays half marathon bib for a 5 mile "jogger" bib, cos i am Not Ready

watching all the fit folks rock up to the half marathon start and... #noRagrets

Me: *zero activity whatsoever for weeks* 🫥

Also Me: *837 boosts within 48 hours*

RIP any followers who haven't muted my boosts.🙏🪦

We got ourselves a new combo panini/toastie/waffle maker just after New Year and I'm well on my way to eating my body weight in melted cheese.

we all know this is a sham election and i am already writhing in the 25th hour of my comeuppance with (almost) #noRagrets

phew what a weekend - Lainey is ready for many naps this Chewsday

but there are still sooo many good sweaters left, they have filled up the Lainey's Picks rack

wool coats are also out and flying off the rack

@stefan I'm on vacation as of today. 7:29 pm last night, I dropped a 60-file PR. #noRagrets

Vindaloo: so good going in. so bad going out. I have sacrificed tomorrow for today. #NoRagrets

We’re putting the whole severance package on Junior Caminero at +1000 tonight, folks. #noragrets

There was an amazing price on a case of mangos.

Looks like I’m eating mango for dinner.