Scooter 
I am about to scream about this: https://www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tommy-tuberville-wildly-claims-half-a-dozen-members-of-congress-won-bogus-elections/
Quick summary: Senator Douchenozzle here gets in front of a Fox Noise mic and literally tosses off that six of his colleagues in Congress won "bogus" #elections to be there, and that he has seen the evidence. And the fuckwit host lets this just float by like he's a goddamn potted plant.
Who. WHO, motherfucker? Which ones won by fraud? What are there names? Can't give that, uh-huh...were they all from the last election? Which are in the House and which in the Senate? Who else knows about this information? Is there an ongoing investigation? Who is leading that investigation?
What evidence did you personally see, as you just claimed? Where did you obtain this evidence? From whom? How? Who is holding it now? Is it in your office? Will you be introducing it to the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will you be contacting the Department of Justice? Were you planning on doing these things, or anything else, with the evidence? When?
I'm not going to say this out loud at this point, but yes, I'm damned well aware that you just made that shit up on the fly because your idiot constituents don't know any better and want their red meat they can yawp about next time they're at the bar, but I have a functioning cerebral cortex as opposed to the Fox Business "News" corpse that's sitting opposite you, and without a single journalism credit to my name, I just exposed you as a complete fucking liar and not even that creative of one, and exposed this Fox dipshit for being as useless as tits on a bull.
Fucking MORONS.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#rant #screaming #FistThroughMonitor #MyGodWhyIsStupidNotPainful #PeopleWhoNeedToBeBeatenWithATableLeg #lies #journalism #CommaLackThereof
Quick summary: Senator Douchenozzle here gets in front of a Fox Noise mic and literally tosses off that six of his colleagues in Congress won "bogus" #elections to be there, and that he has seen the evidence. And the fuckwit host lets this just float by like he's a goddamn potted plant.
Who. WHO, motherfucker? Which ones won by fraud? What are there names? Can't give that, uh-huh...were they all from the last election? Which are in the House and which in the Senate? Who else knows about this information? Is there an ongoing investigation? Who is leading that investigation?
What evidence did you personally see, as you just claimed? Where did you obtain this evidence? From whom? How? Who is holding it now? Is it in your office? Will you be introducing it to the Senate Judiciary Committee? Will you be contacting the Department of Justice? Were you planning on doing these things, or anything else, with the evidence? When?
I'm not going to say this out loud at this point, but yes, I'm damned well aware that you just made that shit up on the fly because your idiot constituents don't know any better and want their red meat they can yawp about next time they're at the bar, but I have a functioning cerebral cortex as opposed to the Fox Business "News" corpse that's sitting opposite you, and without a single journalism credit to my name, I just exposed you as a complete fucking liar and not even that creative of one, and exposed this Fox dipshit for being as useless as tits on a bull.
Fucking MORONS.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
#rant #screaming #FistThroughMonitor #MyGodWhyIsStupidNotPainful #PeopleWhoNeedToBeBeatenWithATableLeg #lies #journalism #CommaLackThereof
