Rushad Eggleston's "snethyxmasparty " is the best Christmas album because it features:
1) cello;
2) kazoo;
3) nonsense lyrics (e.g.: "bunting snoid, bunting snoid / urmlox vundro fow ..." );
4) it's pay-what-you-can, meaning you can send it as a gift to all of your friends:
https://rushad.bandcamp.com/album/snethyxmasparty
snethyxmasparty, by rushadicus
21 track album