#MurderMittens are not activated. But they could be. Touch the beans. Do it.

#caturday #caturdayeveryday

Some people judge me by my #MurderMittens but they are completely innocent right now. And I am #smol.

#caturday #caturdayeveryday

The goofiest killing machine  

#cats #catstodon #murdermittens

My beans are unarmed. I will not hurt you. I promise.

#MurderMittens #beans #peets #caturday #caturdayeveryday

@dianea Ooooh! Nice #MurderMittens on those kittehs! Super cute!

Somebody needs to verify that the dog is actually outside before coming down stairs to investigate the new piece of plastic plant life taking shape in the living room. Apparently #Caturday has come a day early this week...

#CatsOfMastodon #NinjaPaws #MurderMittens

”Relaxing” #Caturday. #MurderMittens
Speaking of born to be wild, my cat Judy "cutiekittens" loves her dad! but if you look at her wrong, she WILL F YOU UP! #MurderMittens #iLikeToWatch