#MurderMittens are not activated. But they could be. Touch the beans. Do it.
#MurderMittens are not activated. But they could be. Touch the beans. Do it.
Some people judge me by my #MurderMittens but they are completely innocent right now. And I am #smol.
The goofiest killing machine
My beans are unarmed. I will not hurt you. I promise.
Somebody needs to verify that the dog is actually outside before coming down stairs to investigate the new piece of plastic plant life taking shape in the living room. Apparently #Caturday has come a day early this week...