A ★ review of The Mortuary Assistant (2026)

What a shockingly incoherent film. The Mortuary Assistant feels like a two-hour movie that had a half-hour just haphazardly cut out in random chunks in a way that make absolutely no narrative sense. I've admittedly never played the game, so perhaps I'm missing something because of that. Even if that is the case... folks, that's why you have to make changes when you adapt stories from one format to another. There's a vague sense of plot in this film, but it it's all unmoored from itself. If I were being generous, I could say that seems to be going for