Me: [rips top off oatmeal packet]
Tea kettle: [whistles]
Me: [narrowly avoid pouring contents of oatmeal packet into tea mug]

*yeah, I could have avoided this by having an electric kettle, but what- you wanna drag me into the present millennium or something?

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EP.61 – Morning Fizz 🥤☀️
Coke from a 7-Eleven or hotel minibar – same sugar rush to kickstart your brain.
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The correct spelling of "never" should be n'ever, since it truly is a contraction of "not ever". #MorningBrain

I was cleaning out my #GFuel shaker and forgot to switch to cold water before filling it up.

And that’s how I discovered hot GFuel is pretty darn good and like a tea!

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