It simply isn’t true that I just shuffle what I plagiarise
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Tom Freeman, The Stroppy Editor
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And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
Apparent in Mass Effect, a character sings a couple of lines from a parody of Modern Major-General and when the leader of the 8-bit Big Band discovered this in game, he looked online for a full version and found on FFNet that AssaultSloth had written a whole version! They then worked together to create a proper cover and it is GLORIOUS.
#The8BitBigBand #VideoGameMusic #MassEffect #YouTube #FanFiction #AssaultSloth #parody #ModernMajorGeneral
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Amassed a godly fortune from Aparteid mines of emerald
I spent it all on Twitter though it’s value’s now ephemeral
I cosplay Tony Stark to dodge my taxes state and Federallll 🎶 #musk #muskrat #twitter #modernmajorgeneral
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