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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: PHARMACIST – VERTEBRAE AFTER VERTEBRAE

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/09/disgruntled-dad-reviews-with-dave-mustcomplain-pharmacist-vertebrae-after-vertebrae/

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: PHARMACIST – VERTEBRAE AFTER VERTEBRAE

Disgruntled Dad has a crack at the new Pharmacist record, "Vertebrae After Vertebrae," for MetalSucks with a take that is... hot.

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLION: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/08/mondaysucks-with-john-goblion-i-interviewed-fred-durst-about-why-an-unofficial-merch-store-makes-him-wanna-break-stuff/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLION: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff

John Goblikon goes on quite the adventure with Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst, in this satirical new interview.

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DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: More Records To Add To Your Neverending Vinyl Collection

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/05/dropocalypse-friday-more-records-to-add-to-your-neverending-vinyl-collection/

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DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: More Records To Add To Your Neverending Vinyl Collection

Greetings, once again from Dropocalypse Friday, where you have left [...]

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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Best Practices For Your Band’s Annual Garage Sale

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/04/net-worthless-with-johnny-spreadsheets-best-practices-for-your-bands-annual-garage-sale/

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Net Worthless With Johnny Spreadsheets: Best Practices For Your Band’s Annual Garage Sale

The tour’s over, you’re at least two years out from [...]

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Do I Suck For… Punching a 15-Year-Old in the Face in the Pit?

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/03/do-i-suck-for-punching-a-15-year-old-in-the-face-in-the-pit/

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Do I Suck For... Punching a 15-Year-Old in the Face in the Pit?

In this week's edition of "Do I Suck?," we look at a case from an anonymous submitter who punched a teenager in the face on purpose.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Jun 2

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: STATIC DRESS – INJURY EPISODE

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/02/disgruntled-dad-reviews-with-dave-mustcomplain-static-dress-injury-episode/

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: STATIC DRESS – INJURY EPISODE

Disgrunted Dad Dave Mustcomplain has a listen to Static Dress' Injury Episode, and well... he has some thoughts.

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: If Music Was Made To Bring Us Together Why Do I Want To Fight This Guy In The Pit?

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/01/mondaysucks-with-john-goblikon-if-music-was-made-to-bring-us-together-why-do-i-want-to-fight-this-guy-in-the-pit/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: If Music Was Made To Bring Us Together Why Do I Want To Fight This Guy In The Pit?

John Goblikon writes about the interesting feud between MGK and Yungblud, and just how essential beef is to the music industry.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 30

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DROPOCALYPSE: Welcome To The Vinyl Jungle

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/29/dropocalypse-welcome-to-the-vinyl-jungle/

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DROPOCALYPSE: Welcome To The Vinyl Jungle

New and trending vinyl releases for the week of May 29, 2026 at MetalSucks' brand new column, Dropocalypse, by Rigor Morrissey.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 29

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Net Worthless With Johnny Spreadsheets: Boil Your Bass Strings Into A Brighter Financial Future

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/28/net-worthless-with-johnny-spreadsheets-boil-your-bass-strings-into-a-brighter-financial-future/

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Net Worthless With Johnny Spreadsheets: Boil Your Bass Strings Into A Brighter Financial Future

Johnny Spreadsheets helps enlighten musicians on an industry secret that helps your dollar go even further.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘May 28

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Do I Suck For… Being Too Tall At A (HED)P.E. Show?

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/05/27/do-i-suck-for-being-too-tall-at-a-hedp-e-show/

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Do I Suck For... Being Too Tall At A (HED)P.E. Show?

In the inaugural edition of "Do I Suck?," we explore a story from hedlover_26, who's wondering if they suck for something they did at a recent show.

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