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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Cutting Corners With AI Has Never Been Easier!

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/18/net-worthless-with-johnny-spreadsheets-cutting-corners-with-ai-has-never-been-easier/

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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Cutting Corners With AI Has Never Been Easier! 

Johnny Spreadsheets offers an unexpected tip on how to use AI to your advantage this week on Net Worthless.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘2d ago

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Do I Suck… For Farting On My Vocalist’s Microphone?

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/17/do-i-suck-for-farting-on-my-vocalists-microphone/

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Do I Suck... For Farting On My Vocalist's Microphone?

This week's 'Do I Suck?' installment comes from a rogue farter who weaponized his gas to attack his vocalist after complaining too much.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘3d ago

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: FUNEBRARUM – Beckoning The Void Of Eternal Silence

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/16/disgruntled-dad-reviews-with-dave-mustcomplain-funebrarum-beckoning-the-void-of-eternal-silence/

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: FUNEBRARUM – Beckoning The Void Of Eternal Silence

Dave Mustcomplain reviews Funebrarum's newest record, 'Beckoning The Void Of Eternal Silence' for this week's Disgruntled Dad Reviews.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘4d ago

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/08/mondaysucks-with-john-goblikon-i-interviewed-fred-durst-about-why-an-unofficial-merch-store-makes-him-wanna-break-stuff/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff

John Goblikon goes on quite the adventure with Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst, in this satirical new interview.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘4d ago

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: Oh My Gob, I Just Found Out JAVIER BARDEM Loves Metal And Now, I’m Fully Bricked Up

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/15/mondaysucks-with-john-goblikon-oh-my-gob-i-just-found-out-javier-bardem-loves-metal-and-now-im-fully-bricked-up/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLIKON: Oh My Gob, I Just Found Out JAVIER BARDEM Loves Metal And Now, I'm Fully Bricked Up

John Goblikon of Nekrogoblikon heard that famous actor Javier Bardem likes metal, and Goblikon has a lot to say about it.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Jun 12

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DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: New Records For An Old Head

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/12/dropocalypse-friday-new-records-for-an-old-head/

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DROPOCALYPSE FRIDAY: New Records For An Old Head

And on this week's Dropocalypse Friday... we have a pretty wide variety of new material to check out.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Jun 11

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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Broke On The Road? Try Dodging On Lodging

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/11/net-worthless-with-johnny-spreadsheets-broke-on-the-road-try-dodging-on-lodging/

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NET WORTHLESS With JOHNNY SPREADSHEETS: Broke On The Road? Try Dodging On Lodging

Tired of paying for room and board on tour? Johnny Spreadsheets has several questionable alternatives that definitely won't end badly.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Jun 10

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Do I Suck… For Thinking The Guitarist In My Boyfriend’s Band Is Hot?

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/10/do-i-suck-for-thinking-the-guitarist-in-my-boyfriends-band-is-hot/

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Do I Suck... For Thinking The Guitarist In My Boyfriend's Band Is Hot?

In this week's 'Do I Suck?,' we hear from Molly, who's wondering if she sucks for thinking the guitarist in her boyfriend's band is hot.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Jun 9

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: PHARMACIST – VERTEBRAE AFTER VERTEBRAE

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/09/disgruntled-dad-reviews-with-dave-mustcomplain-pharmacist-vertebrae-after-vertebrae/

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DISGRUNTLED DAD REVIEWS With DAVE MUSTCOMPLAIN: PHARMACIST – VERTEBRAE AFTER VERTEBRAE

Disgruntled Dad has a crack at the new Pharmacist record, "Vertebrae After Vertebrae," for MetalSucks with a take that is... hot.

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🤘 The Metal Dog 🤘Jun 8

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLION: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff

https://www.metalsucks.net/2026/06/08/mondaysucks-with-john-goblion-i-interviewed-fred-durst-about-why-an-unofficial-merch-store-makes-him-wanna-break-stuff/

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MONDAYSUCKS With JOHN GOBLION: I Interviewed FRED DURST About Why An Unofficial Merch Store Makes Him Wanna Break Stuff

John Goblikon goes on quite the adventure with Limp Bizkit frontman, Fred Durst, in this satirical new interview.

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