I am today reminded of my favourite, uncommon neologism:

#Merryneum — the period between #Christmas and New Year where all sense of time and days is lost (cf. perineum)

2024 seems to like curtain calls. I did one day back at work on Friday and it’s back again on Monday and Tuesday. Someone fetch a shepherd’s crook to it.
#Twixtmas #ChrimboLimbo #Merryneum
I love the Merryneum. One the one hand, no idea what day it is; on the other hand, random drinks and snacks.
Tea? yes please! Mince pie? of course!
Fizzy wine? Go on then. Cheese? yes please!
Any two snacks together is a meal. Ham and pickles? That's lunch. Want a beer to wash that down?
Chicken vol-au-vent? Oh no thank you. Not only is this not the 1970s, see this scar on my lip? A childhood chicken vol-au-vent incident.
#Merryneum
“I don't know what day of the month it is,” said Scrooge. “I don't know how long I have been among the Spirits. I don't know anything. I'm quite a baby. Never mind. I don't care. I'd rather be a baby." Scrooge in A Christmas Carol.
Uh-huh.
#Merryneum
#Twixtmas

For the first time since moving to our current address the bin schedule has aligned so as to include a collection between Christmas and New Year. I put my bin out yesterday not quite sure if I should believe the online calendar and, in a move that has in hindsight made me write sad, audibly exclaimed 'They came!' when checking this morning, like fucking Bin Man Santa came.

#BinDay #ChristmasGooch #Merryneum

Ah the lull between Christmas and New Year where many people are on holidays or their workplace closed. What’s your favourite term for this time of year?

#WhatDayIsIt

#Betwixtmas #Merryneum #Twixtmas #CrimboLimbo

Betwixtmas
29.2%
Merryneum
29.2%
Twixtmas
29.2%
CrimboLimbo
12.5%
Poll ended at .
#Merryneum ~ the days that straddle Christmas and new year.

What day of the week even is it right now?

#Merryneum #ChristmasTaint